Night 26

A - Mommy goona seep wif us. Ian I will finish rest of a book
I - Alex make you banket a fote (fort) They have started hanging their blankets over the edge of their cribs, and apparently they call it a fort. I have seen them do this, but didn't know they referred to it as a fort.
A - Mommy covered me
I - Make you fote (fort) Alex. Make you fote. Why you see even not dis?
A - Even not dis
I - What?
A - Dis. Oh. Even not dis. Even not dis
I - I don't know dis wood. I don't know
A - No read a page
I - I'm read a - K. Alex? Why you reading you choo choo train
A - I love Trains? I only one book
I - I have only no mo books
A - I don't. I don't like
I - Alex, Alex, Alex, make you very own fote
A - No
I - Why?
A - I being nice and comfy. I anna be nice and comfy
I - I could read my doah banket Alex. Alex where you Doah banket? Alex got
A - Messed up
I - Cuz it was doe-tee (dirty)
A - Why?
I - I don't like it cuz it have big hand cuz I don't want it. It just have big hands
A - I Love Trains
I - No you don't read dis cuz I'm seeping
A - Read I Love Trains again. Ian?
I - What?
A - It's raining
I - What?
A - It's raining
I - Oh, so I can't go outside now
A - Our stuff is blowing away and our food is blowing away.
I - And my grass?
A - Yes
I - Oh nooo I don't want it a blow away cuz mommy wanna a see it
A - K. It will blow in the sky. Yes and in the clouds
I - Oh
A - It will be really really cold like dis
I - Alex I will drink some more of the little wada. Alex? Alex I'm my wada
A - No mommy said no drink it in the beds
I - Why?
A - Cuz you drink. You can drink some Ian
I - Ok. Den I will put it out?
A - No I will put it out
I - Alex I can't reach it
A - I want my wada. Mommy said
I - No
A - I need my wada Ian
I - I can't reach it. Alex I can't touch it. I can't touch mines
A - Where's my pointer?
I - I don't know
A - I don't know
I - And I don't know where's you pointer. Alex you need you Mickey pointer?
A - Yeah
I - Whyyyyyy?
A - Cuz I need it
I - Alex I need a be covered
A - Why?
I - (Mumbles...then) I will drink a little and I will put it out when she comes. I gonna put it right here so I can reach it. Alex I can reach it. I can hold it. It's in the bed Alex
A - What?
I - It's in the bed I can't do it. Not in the bed. Hamba 2 hamba 2. .I like to say hamba 2.
A - That funny.
I - Can we get the water in the bed
A - Yes please. If you want.
I - The wada's in the bed
A - Ian you can drink a little
I - I want to drink a lot
A - Ok. You can drink a lot
I - Ok. I'm seeping
A - Den you gonna be wet. You gonna be wet
I - Maybe I be wet
A - No want to be wet?
I - No
A - You want to be wet Ian?
I - Alex? Alex I want to tell you something
A - Ok
I - Mommy changed me. Not daddy changed me
A - Ian I wanna tell you something
I - What you wanna tell me something?
A - You gonna drink a lot of wada and do want to get Ian
I - No get wet
A - What?
I - No get wet
A - Don't want to get wet?
I - No I don't want a get wet
A - Ok. So you drink a lot of wada
I - What?
A - Drink a little wada
I - What? Alex I can hold it. It's kind of sticky. Alex a rainbow on my cup. I do you see my tummy? We don't touch peoples' tummy. I say dum diddy on my tummy. We can say dum diddy on my tummy
A - Um you can say dum diddy on my belly button?
I - No you can't
A - Why? And not on our butts?
I - No
A - Why? Funny to say on our butts
I - Dum diddy on our butts?
A - Yeah
I - Alex play choo choos
A - Don't have my choo choo
I - Maybe. I wanna see where it
A - Not here. No not here
I - It's in...
A - Not here. It's downstairs. Under here. Even here's my choo choo
I - Where? I wanna see it
A - Here. Here's my choo choo
I - Book
A - No my real choo choo train. My real choo choo train
I - Alex now you can play you choo choo?
A - Yeah
I - No you can't cuz you don't have a play dis choo choo wif me
A - Choo choo. Choo choo
I - Alex I want to play my choo choo
A - You choo choo. What's called?
I - In my falled
A - What? What falled?
I - My car
A - Ok so just choo choo
I -What?
A - Just choo choo
I - Alex, Alex, now can play? Yes or no you can play?
A - Um no
I - Alex get you dream light on
A - What?
I - Get you dream light on
A - Dream light?
I - Yes a dream light
A - Mine?
I - Yes. No I read dis. I read a you toy
A - Ok
I - Maybe
A - Maybe. Yeah
I - Alex read you dream light
A - No
I - Cuz you can't reach you dream light?
A - On. I can reach my dream light.
I - Yay! We did it we did it! You saw win you were winner
A - It can't work
I - What?
A - It works. It's lellow. I make it pupple.
I - Miss poppinpot
A - Oh, Ian is do dat. I don't have to push it
I - Alex it on the wall
A - Oh, what?
I - It's on a wall
A - It doesn't go on the wall
I - Yes it does go. Put it up in the sky. Alex it goes up in the sky
A - It's too shiny
I - You turned it off? Why you throwing it out?
A - Cuz I want to cuz I don't like him
I - Cuz he have a big horsey in it?
A - Yes
I - Can I drink some wada Alex? Yes or no?
A - Yes
I - Can I drink wada in my bed yes or no?
A - Yes please
I - Yes or no?
A - Yes...please
I - No mommy said no
A - Mommy?
I - Yes mommy gonna say no. Mommy say no
A - Why?
I - Cuz we can't have wada in the bed.....Alex I got my choo choo. Dis one doesn't make noise.
A - I want to see
I - It doesn't make noise
A - It on you sheet?
I - What?
A - Have it on you sheet? Dat choo choo on you sheet
I - Dis?
A - Yes dat. Thomas
I - Dat book?
A - Yes
I - I don't have a book
A - Yes, try it
I - I don't have a book
A - Ian try it
I - Dis for you doesn't work
A - Ian try it. Ian try it.
I - Yes doesn't work Alex
A - No try it
I - Um...nope
A - No try it on you sheet. Spin the wheels
I - Can I get  my wada in my bed Alex?
A - Yes please
I - What?
A - No it isn't mommy. Ellie's calling mommy. Ellie's home now. Yay Ellie's home
I - No Ellie isn't
A - Ellie is
I - No she's isn't in her room
A - She is
I - She isn't in her room
A - She isn't at softball
I - No she is at softball
A - At the park she's not
I - Can I put my wada in my bed?
A - Yes please
I - No thank you
A - Why?
I - No think you please. Can I put wada in my bed?
A - Yes please
I - Yes or no put wada in my bed? Yes or no?
A - Yes
I - Yes or no?
A - Yes
I - Cuz I no have wada in my bed
A - Cuz mommy said no put wadas in my bed
I - Yes. Yes or no put wada in my bed. Yes or no?
A - Um, yes
I - Alex I need a cover myself so I won't be cold. Alex I don't need dis. Alex dis my room is all messy
A - Why?
I - Cuz
A - My room is all messy?
I - Yes cuz I frowed all my things out. Mickey I frowed out
A - What else?
I - So did cleaning my room. Can I put my wada in my bed?
A - Yes please
I - You said no? I can't reach it Alex
A - Maybe I'm reaching it. Maybe you can reach you other one
It gets hard to follow the water discussion for a few minutes
A - I maked a bup (burp). Cuze me. I say cuz my a my bup. Cuze me. Cuze me
I - I didn't make any bup. I say cuze me
A - I make 5 bups instead of 3
I - 1, 2, 3 bup
A - No I seed a bee in my room
I - I'm getting a bean
A - Me too. I'm not. I don't want to get a bean
I - Why Alex?
A - Cuz I don't want to. I don't want to get a bean
I - Alex I say yuck-a-ramo. Yuck-a-ramo. I said yuck-a-ramo
A - For my wada
I - Yes
A - I want it
I - No you a yuck-a-ramo name
A - No I'm not a yuck-a-ramo
I - Are you yuck-a-ramo name
A - I want to be Alex
I - No you wanaa be yuck
A - No
I - You wanna be
A - No, no no
I - Why? Why you saying no?
A - Cuz I don't want to
I - Alex I put my wada down. Alex I not got wada in my bed now
A - Why?
I - Cuz. Cuz I'm seepy. Alex I put my wada back on my shelf
A - Mom give me wada in my bed last night cuz I wanted wada in my bed last night. Cuz I cried cuz I need more wada I cried. I cried cuz I needed wada.
Ellie falls in the hall and starts screaming that she's hurt. Both boys start laughing - not their most sensitive moment.
A - Ian dat was scary
I - Oh, and Ellie wake me up. Ellie wake me up Alex
A - Yes Ellie won't wake you up do dat again wake you up. Ellie say owie. Ellie cried. Ellie sayed owie. Ellie sayed ow. I sayed dat. I not gonna get my wada in my bed
I - Cuz I'm not gonna get my wada in my bed.
A - It was a crying noise. It was a crying noise.
I - Not waking you up. Ellie not waking me up. Alex Ellie not waking me up
A - Oh
I - Ellie cried wake me up. Alex my tummy hurts
They are silent for a few minutes. I even thought I heard heavy breathing, but I guess not.
A - The sink wake you up
I - What wake me up?
A - Dat big thing
I - What?
A - It stopped. Now can seep