Night 19

A - I don't want the door closed
I - I have stickers
A - No
I - Cuz Margot give me dem
A - No
I - No Margot give me yep  Yep. Margot give me it. Yep. Yes Margot gived
A - Dogs don't go yap yap yap
I - Maybe mommy gonna say a dog yap yap yap. My sticker hangs Alex! My sticker hangs on my hair.
A - It won't stick
I - Why?
A - Cuz it will fall.
I - No...it...won't
A - No it will
I - No lookit it won't
A - Your stickers in your hair
I - No, I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Look at how much stickers
A - Ian, do have Thomas?
I - What Thomas?
A - Ian get a Thomas one
I - What Thomas?
A - Thomas sticker
I - No I can't see it
A - It's on you shoe
I - No it's here
A - Ian put it on you bed
I - It ripped. A piece need a go a gether. A piece
A - Ian bus, bus
I - No not do bus
A - Is a bus
I - No it isn't
A - I want to
I - You need you Doah blanket
A - Dat mixer?
I - No dat not mixer. Dat dump truck
A - Oh. Car, dump truck
I - No dat's not a dump truck. That's a truck
A - Dat truck. Car
I - Dat's a choo choo. Dis is a choo choo
A - Fire truck. Helicopter. I did it
I - What is on my choo choo? Pocket full of wose. Wose wose wose. Pocket full of wose
A - Dat is, dat's how it sings?
I - Yeah pocket full of pole-a
A - Yes, pocket
I - Yeah, pocket pose, pocket pose. Bippy bose, bippy bose. Something, what something hangs on dere?
A - That was just a door. Ian Cookie Monster (sticker) ripped. We gotta get a sick doctor. Where mommy goed?
I - No way. You fire truck is dahk, dahk dahk. Miss Mallory we had a at school
A - Why?
I - Cuz Miss Malla....don't fall off choo choo. I have a (I have no idea what he is saying)
A - Why Ian?
I - No don't say why
A - K
I - I have a my things. I don't have my all things in my room. I don't
A - Ian
I - No! I'm yelling at you. I'm yelling at you Alex. My lovey I need...
A - Ok
I - My lovey
A - Ian I cover my bandage cuz I have a owie
I - No you don't have a owie. Touch you bike. I can't see what dere's a cow in my room
A - No dere's no, dere's a cow?
I - Yeah
A - No the door
I - What?
A - Dere's no cow
I - No dere is nothing. Someone gonna take my stickers away
A - Ok. Why?
I - Cuz I need a put them on my lovey
A - Oh. Why? Cuz you, why?
I - Don't say why....Pocket, pocket pocket full of
A - No.
I - I have a rainbow sticker. I have a rainbow sticker Alex
A - Me too. It's in the bath
I - Cuz you don't want it?
A - I do but, but, but, but
I - But why?
A - No Max say but but but but
I - No mommy didn't say but but but
A - No Max
I - Who say but but but?
A - Max
I - No Max didn't
A - Why?
I - Can I put this on a lovey Alex?
A - Yes, if you want
I - I not putting it now
A - K
I - on
A - Ok
I - You could put it on where?
A - You lovey
I - Um, dere's no room.
A - No dere's some
I - Where's some room?
A - Will it get out
I - I can't put my stickers together
A - Why?
I - Cuz I can put only 1
A - They more room
I - I need to fro dose out cuz they not sticking good
A - Why?
I - Cuz. Dere's only one
A - Why? Cuz you want only one?
I - Cuz I like dis one
A - Why?
I - Cuz. Dis a little one
A - I need some wada
I - I don't want a rainbow. What I just do? I don't want this sticker anymore. I want no stickers. I want no stickers
A - O-K!
I - Don't yell at me
A - I won't
I - Chugga chugga choo choo, chugga chugga choo choo (softly)
A - It's naptime
I - I don't want to lay with the silly books
A - Why?
I - Cuz it scary. Cuz it have cows in it
A - No I have book of cows. I don't like cows. I like woofies
I - I don't like woofies
A - You say you like woofies
I - I don't
A - Why?
I - Cuz I like lovey
A - Ok. And beanie boo
I - I like, um, which beanie. I like dis beanie boo
A - Just one beanie boo?
I - No just 2. And I have dis beanie boo and dis
A - Ian I want to seep
I - 2 beanie boos. Do you have a mama?
A - Yes, dis one. It's a different one
I - But dis not his mommy
A - Why?
I - Cuz
A - Cuz dat's a daddy one?
I - Yes
A - Why cuz dis is a mommy one?
I - Dis is a daddy one and dis is a mommy one
A - Why?
I - Cuz I forgot my buzzy but. Could you call mommy cuz its wake up time?
A - Nope...not yet
I - Can you call mommy?
A - Not yet
I - Why?
A - Cuz she minutes. Cuze me
I - What?
A - Cuze me
I - What you saying cuze me for, what?
A - For my butt. I maked
I - I don't like dis
A - Don't like books?
I - Cuz he a piggy. Cuz I don't like him
A - I want to see
I - I don't want him anymore
A - Why, cuz he have big ears?
I - Yes. I frowed my big ears out. I need my lovey
A - Pocket full of. Ian do you have 1 beanie boo?
I - Yeah
A - Why? All of my beanie boo
I - Why cuz you
A - Ian you like woofies
I - No I don't
A - Yes you like cats
I - I don't like cats. I like nothing
A - Do you like cows?
I - No I like nothing
A - K. You like nothing. Ian come in the hat
I - This goes with Alex
A - What?
I - This goes on. Moke (smoke) coming out of my choo choo
A - What, why?
I - Cuz moke coming out of my choo choo. Doodle bus coming?
A - What?
I - No not a boodie bus
A - Woofies, it wake up time. Wake up time
I - You see a scary one? You see a scary one?
A - No it wasn't a scary one
I - I think it was a scary one. Minnie! Lovey!
A - Minnie, lovey
I - No beanie boo
A - Oh, bunny
I - No beanie boo
A - Dat's a bunnies
I - No dat's a tiger. Can't find you giraffe with you big eyes
A - Why?
I - Cuz we can't find it
A - I have a tiger
I - Why, cuz you like it?
A - Um, nope. I like a giraffe one
I - No we can't find and now you have a tiger
A - Oh. I lost it
I - Why?
A - It's hiding somewhere
I - Why? Someone put it somewhere
A - It's lost
I - Ivana put it somewhere, in the fridgerator
A - No not in the fridgerator
I - You did
A - That my truck
I - Can I call mommy now Alex?
A - Yes please a wake up time
I - No wake up time
A - Wake up time
I - No it isn't
A - Why?
I - It's seeping time
A - Ok, I tired Ian
I - Um, yeah
A - Oh
I - Cuz I need to go back to seep
A - Why
I - Cuz I'm tired.
A - My lovey and my beanie boo. He is seeping
I - What?
A - He is seeping
I - He's mean?
A - No he's not mean
I - He don't like you lovey?
A - No he do. You like my lovey
I - What? I gonna read dis to mommy.
A - Dis is a dada and this is mama
I - I will read a book for you
A - I gonna read a book for you
I - Happy faces on his eyes
A - I want to see
I - Ok. look at the page. It have a choo choo with 2 eyes
A - Let me see
I - Dat a book called, he going up Alex. He going up
A - Oh. Let me see the station. Let me see
I - Lookit
A - Put it up higher
I - No doesn't go up higher
A - Ian just do it
I - I gonna read it again Alex
A - Why?
I - Cuz
A - Cuz you want to? Ian dis have 2 eyes. 1, 2, 1
I - I gonna read it again
A - Why?
I - Cuz I didn't hear it
A - Why?
I - He going down
A - I wanna see he going down
I - He going up
A - I want to see
I - He going dere.
A - Ian I want to see
I - He going dere cuz he stopped
A - I want to see
I - He stopped Alex
A - Ian I want to see
I - You see he stopped?
A - Why?
I - Cuz. Cuz it dat thing
A - Why?
I - Cuz. He going up and he going dere
A - Dere move pages? Let me see
I - And he's going dere
A - Ian I want to see. More pages?
I - Um, it the end
A - Why?
I - I can find the book cuz it scary cuz it have cows
A - Oh you have no books?
I - No
A - Why?
I - Ow
A - What hurts?
I - I bumped my head
A - Ian I don't like dis book it have cows in it
I - Yes it have cows
A - I don't like it. You don't like Thomas. I don't
I - And I don't. No I like Thomas
A - I like dis dis book
I - No I can't find the movie. We can't
A - Why?
I - Cuz I want shoes and blanket, but we can't, cuz mommy say no
A - What mommy say no to?
I - Um, my wada I my bed. Mommy say no putting a wada in my bed
A - Why?
I - Cuz. My dinosaur yelled at me
A - Why?
I - Cuz, he woked me up
A - I see. Ian, Ian do dat again
I - Ok
Silence for a few minutes
I - I can't seep
A - Why, cuz dere's a cow?
I - Yeah
A - No dere's no cow
I - No dere is why. I don't need my wada in my bed cuz I want my wada in my bed
A - Ok so get it in you bed
I - Mommy said no
A - Oh mommy said no put wadas in the bed
I - Mom not here
A - Mom said no put wadas in the bed
I - So we can put the wadas in our bed. Put you's in you bed
A - No I can't
I - Cuz you can't reach it. I can reach mines
A - Stand up. Stand up and get the wada?
I - Yeah
A - And hold it
I - No I not putting the wada in my bed. Mommy said no putting the wadas in the bed. Mommy said no putting the wadas in the bed Alex
A - Why?
I - Cuz mommy say no
A - I can't
I - I need a stand up
A - Why?
I - Cuz a get the wada. We hold our hands, dat right.
Silence
I - Alex I got a nail
A - Oh
I - Cuz I have a nail Alex
A - Why?
I - Have a nail and a little one
A - A big one?
I - Yes
A - Oh dat one? Do dis
I - Cuz I have a big one
And they're asleep.

When the kids need a nail clipped, they say they have a nail, which means part of it is hanging off. Growing up, I was a habitual nail biter/picker, so we have tried to nip this in the bud with all of the kids. At the first sign of anything they're tempted to pick, they tell us they have a "nail" and we grab the clippers and clip it off. Not sure what happened last night, since Ian didn't mention needing to be clipped today.