Night 23

I - Mommy!
A - Peace....
I - Get towel out of bed. We need to frow it out
A - Yucky. It's yucky
I - Mommy!
A - Ian do want to play?
I - No
A - Yah!
I - No
A - Yes!
I - No. I need mommy
A - I need mommy
I - I need mommy
A - No K
I - Mommy!
A - Mmmm
I - Mommy! Don't say mmmmm....I'm taking my nail off so you can see it
A - Ian?
I - No. Don't talk to me. I calling mommy. Mommy...mommy
A - Mommy
I - No don't call mommy.  Mommy not here
A - No 2 mommies here
I - No mommy's not here
A - Mommy is and Max is
I - No mommy taking Ellie to nobody's
A - House. so you going to Eliza's house
I - No
A - No she's taking you to Eliza's,
I - No to camp.
A - What? What, where?
I - Nowhere
A - You said to camp
I - You can't see my nail
A - A big, dat big one
I - Alex, I taked my nail off cuz you can't see it
A - I can
I - No you can't see a nail on my foot
A - Why?
I - Cuz I got it off
A - Why?
I - Cuz you cut it. Mommy!
A - You mommy!
I - No I not mommy
A - Where's mama? Where's mama?
I - No. Mommy! I need wada
A - Kun-kee. You kun-kee (cranky) Ian
I - No I'm not. I need mommy
A - No you not. No you not
I - I'm not
A - You said you not  mama
I - No I need mommy
A - You said you not
I - I'm not mom. Lovey!
A - You said you lovey
I - No dat's why I want lovey
A - Ok.  Mommy will be after our naps
I - No mommy won't
A - Mommy will
I - Mommy won't
A - Owie
I - Why you say owie?
A - To nobody. Just a me do
I - Lovey.....yuck
A - What you saying yuck to?
I - Nothing
A - Oh. Do want you lovey?
I - I's crying so much. (they whisper to each other for awhile). Alex can I see you lovey?
A - Heah (here)
I - Lovey
A - Heah
They murmur softly to each other for a minute
A - Ian dose things are not coming
I - What?
A - Dose things are not coming
I - Why?
A - Cuz. Cuz they gone. Dey down deah (there)
I - Yeah, cuz they not going
A - No
I - I stand up and I will see dem. It will goes up
A -Why?
I - Cuz. Let's go see the other side
A - I can't see the other side Ian
I - Why?
A - Cuz
I - I don't like a Thomas book
A - Why?
I - Cuz I don't like a Thomas book
A - Cuz it's, have cuppy in it?
I - Yes cuz it have cuppy
A - Yucky, yucky
I - Yucky yucky. I cover my doah banket cuz it's so comfy, and you's is so comfy Alex
A - Ian, I'm so comfy
I - Mine isn't have...
A - Ian look! Ian where's my feet?
I - What?
A - Where's my feet?
I - On you banket
A - Yeah
I - Yes. Cuz they wanna be covered with you feet and dat's how we cover. What it say, big dinosaur
A - What?
I - I make a big big dinosaur
A - This is it scary?
I - Nooo
A - Dinosaurs are scary
I - Why?
A - Cuz. They bite me
I - No dey don't. Cuz you won't, cuz they won't, dinosaurs bite you cuz it won't mommy. You want mommy a bite you?
A - No mommy don't bite me
I - Sometimes mommy bites me
A - Why?
I - Cuz sometimes
A - Sometimes mommy bite my head. Sometimes mommy bite my finger. Sometimes mommy eats a stick. That's yucky. That's yucky
I - Why you, sometimes I eat a stick
A - What?
I - Sometimes I eat a stick. Alex I can see a little things
A - Why?
I - Falling down
A - Why?
I - Cuz
A - So seep. My bed is shaking
I - Daddy bed a shaking
A - No my bed a shaking. Ian my bed is shaking
I - And mine
A - Cuz you want you bed, you want you bed a shake?
I - No
A - Why?
I - Alex I can't seep cuz you making noise
A -My bed is shaking
I - Mine
A - Not mama's
I - Why?
A - Cuz.  My bed is shaking
I - Don't say dat
A - Why? I saw woofies. You saw Cows
I - Yeah
A - Why?
I - I like a Tucker (neighbor's golden retriever)
A - And what dog you fave-it?
I - What? My fave-it dog is Tucker. What you fave-it dog?
A - My fave-it dog is Tucker
I - And what you fave-it dog Alex?
A - Um, pupple (purple)
I - What you fave-it dog?
A - Pupple
I - No what YOU fave-it dog is on you color
A - What?
I - What fave-it color you pupple
A - I like pupple and pink woofies
I - And I like pupple and pink woofies
A - Dat my fave-it one
I - I will have pupple and pink putty
A - I gonna have pupple putty
I - And I will have pupple and pink
A - And I will have pupple and pink putty too. You not buying it
I - .Why?
A - Cuz
Silence for about 4 minutes...
I - I was crying, I was crying for, I was crying den I want mommy
A - Now you want you lovey?
I - Yeah cuz I want my lovey and I don't want mommy. Cuz I cried a lot
A - Why?
I - Cuz
A - You saying no
I - No I wanted mommy
A - Oh
I - No mommy not here
A - Mommy will be here
I - I need wada cuz I cried cuz I need wada
A - Mommy is didn't give you wada
I - No I didn't drink it
A - Why?
I - Cuz
Silence for another 2 minutes
I - Alex?
A - What?
I - You give a pink and pupple putty?
A - Yeah
I - You fave-it color is pink and pupple doggy?
A - Is in a pupple and pink putty
I - I like a pupple and pink putty
A - Yeah I like a pupple and pink putty
I - When I like a pupple and pink putty
A - Oh
I - We not buying one
A -Why?
I - Cuz
A - I like boof-day (birthday) soon. It's my boofday soon
2 more minutes of silence
I - Alex?
A - What?
I - Where's the monkey pillow Alex?
A - I on't know where is it?
I - I see it down dere. I see it
A - Oh, yeah
I - You want it?
A - Um, yeah. Don't call daddy
I - What?
A - Don't call daddy
I - Call daddy?
A - Yeah
I - I'm up
A - Why?
I - Cuz I'm seeping. You call daddy
A - I on't call daddy anymore cuz I tired
I - And I tired. Why no one a call daddy?

For some reason, I feel obligated at this point to publicly say, despite what they said, I HAVE NEVER BITTEN ANY OF MY CHILDREN. Not on the head, not on the finger...not ever!
Ok, now I can go to sleep in peace, assuming you believe me. I guess if you believe them, then you'd also believe that a dinosaur bit Alex, and a whole host of other things they have said.

But they were right about a few things...their birthday is coming soon! And I was out tonight with Ellie at her camp orientation, so they were right about that. Oh, and I have also never eaten a stick. Good night!