Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Night 8 - Starts with...you guessed it...

I- I'm sick
A - I'm sick (I can hear someone drinking water)
I - I'm not sick
A - No I'm not sick. I'm laying down
I -  I'm sick again
A - I'm sick
I - I'm not sick. I'm not sick anymore
A - You wanna close yo wado (your water)
I - What?
A - Ian you don't wanna close yo wado
I - No
A - Wanna leave this open?
I - Yes so I can like it
A - Why?
I - Cuz I was crying so loud
A - Don't do that again
I - I wannoo. Mommy!
A - Ian, the basketball is up there (the basketball net and its placement was the impetus for a huge crying fit for Ian earlier in the evening)
I - No I don't want it up there
A - Where you want it?
I - Nowhere
A - Why?
I -Cuz
A - You said you wanted it right deah (there)
I - Yah. I want it right deah
A - No mommy put it up deah
I - I want mommy a put it
A - Ian seep (sleep)now
I - No
A - I'm tired
I - Mommy
A - OK mommy
I - Mommy. You don't have feeties Alex
A - Yes I do
I - You have dis feeties
A - We don't have more feeties. Ian we have just 1 feetie? I need feetie (Read: mommy needs to do laundry because they are out of feetie pajamas. Oh, and it was 85 degrees today, so it's not really feetie weather, either, but that's besides the point)
I - No I need feetie. I need feetie
A - I don't want a talk about that game. Hunch
I - What was dat
A - It's what the alligator say
I - Tunch
A - Tumps
I - Don't (inaudible)
A - Why
I - Cuz I like Noodles and Compee (Noodles and Company) game
A - Why?
I - Cuz I like Noodles and Compee game
A - Why?
I - Cuz. Noodles and Compee. Daddy not live at Noodles and Compee. Daddy too big to live at Noodles and Compee
A  - No daddy's not. No daddy's little
I - No daddy's big
A - No daddy's little. I ont' want to talk about this Noodles and Compee game
I - Ahhhhh....mommy
A - I will call mommy Ian
I - Why?
A - Mommy!
I - Wado
A - I call mommy. Mommy Ian's sick
I - No I not sick
A - I'm sick
I - I'm not sick. No
A - I'm not sick anymore
I - Lovey. I gonna get my lovey. Lovey and my banket (blanket)
A - You gonna cover yo lovey?
I - I gonna lay down
A - You want monkey pillow?
I - No. No monkey pillow. We have a cow
A - Why?
I - Cuz my monkey pillow has a cow
A - No there's no cows
I - Where?
A - In the front
I - What?
Silence for more than a minute; I thought they went to sleep
I - Not wake up time Alex
A - No seeping time
I - Why?
A - Cuz I tired
I - And I. No I hear Ellie and Max and mommy talkin and daddy talkin. We need to call Ellie and Max and Alex. Dat not right
A - Ian. Ian! Where are you Ian? Dere's (there's) Ian. Dere's Ian
I - No I'm not Ian. I'm Note
A - Why?
I - Cuz I'm Ian. What my next name is?
A - Um A**** (again, some identity protection here!)
I - No I'm my next name is Note and Mitt. My next name is Note and Diaper my name. Dat my name. Mommy?
A - Cake will go
I - No,  woofie. Woofie. Dere's a cake will go. A cake will go. I need to get dis out of here. I need to get my monkey pillow out of here
A - Put it away. Don't throw your Doah (Dora) banket out.
I - What?
A - I don't want you to get your Doah banket out
I - No
A Why? Cuz you want you Doah banket in?
I - Yes
A - Why?
I - Cuz I wannoo. Cuz I wannoo. I gonna cover myself with my banket
A - Dat?
I - Yes. Oh my banket not working
A - Yes
I - No it's not. I can't put my toes in
A - Can't. No you can try that banket
I - What?
A - Dat banket. Try dat banket
I - I want my other banket. I want my socks banket
A - You don't want yo towel?
I - No. Lovey.
A - Where's my? I have my towel. You don't have this?
I - What?
A - You don't have this
I - My Minnie. Where my Minnie go?
A - Dere's you Minnie. I wanna see its face
I- Look at dis face
A - Why?
I - She have a ribbon
A - I wanna see a ribbon
I - Dis. On her head. On her head a pink ribbon. I love
A - You love. Ian say you love a pink
I - I love pink. You favorite color is poople?
A - Yes my favorite color is poople
I - My favorite color is pink and red
A - My color is poople and white
I - Oh. My color is all of it
A - I love all of it
I - And I love all of it
A - Me too. I love all of it
I - And I
A - My too. I love all of it
I - And I love all of it
A - Oh
Ian talks to his lovey
A - Who made a poop? Dat's you.Who maked a poop, dat's you. Who maked a poop, dat's you (in a sing-song voice)
I - I not poop
A - Why?
I - Who haved a stinky poop
A - Who have a poop? Who a you
I - Who have a load?
A - Not me
I - Me?
A- Yah
I - No I don't
A - Why? Don't yell at me. Don't do that again
I - No
A - I tired
I - No you not tired
A - Why?
I - Cuz. I want you a lay down with me
A - You tired Ian
I - No
A - You laying down with me?
I - No I not laying down with you
A - You seeping
I - I not seeping with you
A -Why
I - Cuz I wanna wake up
A - Why?
I - Cuz. I don't know why
A - You sick?
I - No I'm not sick. I'm not sick.  I'm tired
Some quiet talking I can't make out
I - No you name is Note. You name is Mitt.
A - My name is Mitt
I -What?
A - My name is Mitt
I - My name is Note and Diaper
A - You name is Note

A note about the names Note and Mitt. In March, we had friends over for dinner. During the meal, they asked which boy was which, so we asked Ian, who are you? He responded he's Note. Then when we asked Alex, he chimed in with his name being Mitt. They stuck with them all night, if we tried to use their real names. Since then, on and off they call themselves those names. I have no idea how they came up with them!

Another note; the boys are not sick at all and never complain during the day that they are feeling sick. I chuckle each night now, as I shut their door and hear through the door that they are sick.

I have been tracking my new recorder, and while amazon says it is expected on Friday, I was pretty sure it was coming today, based on where it was this morning. But, it still has not arrived. Hopefully it will come tomorrow. I am anxious to see if this process becomes easier with the other device.

On behalf of Note and Mitt, good night!

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